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Horoscopes
Horoscopes SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE, ESPECIALLY
THESE MONTHLY HOROSCOPES ARE

IF YOU READ YOUR RISING SIGN.

MAY HIGHLIGHTS Taurus

4 May - Pluto retrograde starts
2 May - Sun conjoins retrograde Mercury APRIL 21 - MAY 21
6 May - Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio Are you the coolest of all cucumbers ever to flourish on
8 May - Venus > Cancer this green abundant earth? Or are you simply not paying
10 May - Sun conjoins Uranus attention? With Mercury retrograde in your sign and your
15 May - End of Mercury retrograde #bossbabe planet Venus in Neptunian fantasyland, it’s hard
17 May - Jupiter > Taurus (squaring Pluto) to tell. Watch for aspirational purchases. Your partner could
20 May - New Moon in Taurus offer their judgement of the situation around the lunar eclipse.
21 May - Mars > Leo (opposite Pluto) Empathetic listening is your secret weapon should drama
21 May - Sun > Gemini strike. If you do find yourself wrestling with an existential crisis
– mid month is a critical time – look to the New Moon for an
intuitive reset.

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21) CANCER (June 22 - July 23) LEO (July 24 - August 23) VIRGO (August 24 - September 23)
Dig out your Halloween decorations The lunar eclipse brings a sudden shift You reach a tipping point in May You know a cuppa and ciggie is no
because your chart looks a little in your approach to friendships and and, if you’ve been saying ‘yes’ to longer the breakfast of champions,
spooky this month. It wouldn’t hurt fun. What truly feels good for you? It opportunities, it will create positive but Virgo, are your daily routines
to throw open the windows, bang might be a little unusual, but as long change for your work/life balance. fully supporting wellness in all facets
some pots and pans, and demand as it harms no one, stop overthinking Your partner has certainly had of your experience? The right rituals
any uninvited ghosties find new it and make it a regular calendar enough of you teetering on the will have you beaming down divine
accommodation. Charging them commitment. The new moon later in edge of whatever decision you have transmissions faster than your high-
rent is another option. With Mercury the month frees you up for socialising. been umming and ahhing about speed internet connection. It’s not just
(your ruling planet) retrograde, Get on the front foot and organise a seemingly forever. (Or maybe you’ve about virus-free efficiency though.
private family secrets are intriguing to gathering with friends. With Venus in been umming and ahhing about your It’s about making sense of this crazy
ponder. Hold off on getting rid of your your sign, you’ll look more relaxed but partner?!) The lunar eclipse is your mixed-up world and ensuring your
couch to make space for a meditation try not to scowl and pout when big compulsory nudge forward. Trying little slice of it behaves according to
pyramid at least until mid-month. financial questions are posed. You still to dodge what you know to be true (local) laws of physics. Plug into nature
Even in monk mode, soft furnishings have options. will result in increasing discomfort – (or church, or philosophy) to recharge
still hold appeal. Everything changes escalating to pressure – as the month your spiritual battery. Your sanity
by the end of May – birthday progresses. Choose the obvious path depends on it.
celebrations are on! and go willingly.

LIBRA (September 24 - October 23) SCORPIO (October 24 - November 21) SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
Double down on the existential angst “What’s mine is yours and what’s Your life feels like a self-drive car. You’re loved up with your baby –
and channel the aesthetic of your yours is also yours.” Are you sure? Take Everything is marvellous, miraculous, perhaps a child you’ve welcomed
favourite gothic heroine. Lingering care you don’t tip the scales too far easy, progressing exactly as you’d into the world, perhaps someone
long-time in the 8th house is never by in favour of your partner to convince hoped it would, until suddenly your to get creative with – and you are
choice but could you ask for a more them of your endless devotion. While lucky streak ends and you’re wondering uniquely positioned to observe the
dramatic backdrop for your anxious it makes sense now to throw caution why things came to earth with an opening and closing of the gates to
emotions? Romance and creativity to the wind and pool your resources, unceremonious thud. Gravity perhaps? the underworld and/or your line of
have a dark twist, which act like a balance your desire to destroy yourself The laws of the universe still apply and credit. Your cynicism is a superpower
momento mori and fuel your desire to with your instinct for self-preservation what goes up must come down – even which enables you to roll the dice in
live life to the fullest. While you can’t and don’t be too easy breezy about Sagittarians. As Mercury retrograde the game of life like no other sign. You
physically dust off a streamed Lana little deaths or big debts. The flames ends, you uncover the mysterious are happy to win and take all or to cop
Del Rey classic, you can almost touch that engulf the phoenix may be reasons why a person of interest was it sweet according to the rules. Have
the frustrated want. You lighten up mythological but emotionally you will ghosting you. Turns out you preferred faith in your power to regenerate and
towards the end of the month and feel every last crispy layer of self turn to stay oblivious. Prayer or philosophy create your own luck.
begin to reach for pastel clothing to ash. may absolve you of your sins but either
again. way, it’s all rather exhausting.
AQUARIUS (January 20 - Feb 19) PISCES (February 19 - March 20) ARIES (March 21 - April 20) For private consultations and even
More self-assured than ever, you are Watch for the mid-month move of You wave goodbye to lucky Jupiter more astrology visit
prepared to put it all on the line. The your ruling planet (Jupiter) from Aries this month but are given the
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of professional or social status. Even gratification to enduring intellectual financial abundance. It’s all very well
if it means tightening your belt, rewards. You’ll still be busy but the to make a motza – and you are a
you aren’t willing to compromise
fundamental intellectual truths. Family focus now shifts to longer term goals, sign that likes to work hard and play
and ancestral commitments are more things that take time and demand harder – but your debt and spending
important than ever, encouraging sustained daily commitment. You’ll habits are part of the equation too.
you to dig deep into who you are – be unlocking parts of your mind (and The lunar eclipse will motivate you to
DNA, inherited beliefs, generational your schedule) that you didn’t know pay down loans, minimise your tax,
patterns. How has your identity been existed. Behind the scenes, it’s a lot of and sort out your retirement savings.
shaped by the objectives of others? hard work. It’s probably going to age Hunker down at home for a wee while.
This question is posed through you terribly, but this is your legacy, Perhaps host a BBQ rather than hitting
encounters with key partners and
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easier to face an external adversary thing, and watch the magic unfold.
than the one within.